The Hellish Adventures Of Hansel and Gretel.

Subject: The Hellish Adventures Of Hansel and Gretel. Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:24 am

Hell. A place that is feared by religion followers and foolish mortals that believe doing bad things will land you a spot in this fiery place. People that have done terrible things are condemned to this place according to a popular belief found in a certain book. It is infamous for its means of punishments for the ones called sinners. However, many view this realm as a place of salvation just like Heaven is viewed the same way. The sounds of screams and laughter filled the dark realm as a young boy with dark Eastern European clothing that consisted of a coat, shorts and what looked liked dress shoes was laying on the ground. He had short blond hair that looked white and he is of Romanian descent.

A groan comes from the young boy named Hansel although that wasn't his real name since that was the name given to him by the people that forced him and his twin sister to be part of pedophiliac snuff films when they became orphans. He slowly opens his eyes and sits up. Hansel looks at his leg and sees the bullet hole where he was shot and bled to death.

"That's right…. I was killed by that lady."

He stands up and looks around the dark place where he was. The smell of burning flesh filled his nose and a delighted smile came across his face. Although he was just 9 years old, young Hansel has killed many people in various ways and he enjoyed killing along with his sister. He also noticed some puddles of blood on the ground and the dark atmosphere reminded him of where him and his sister were forced to kill other children.

"Sister, I wonder if you're okay." He thought.

Hansel was getting the urge to kill and decided to kill the first thing he sees. His right hand reaches into his coat and he pulls out a battle axe.

The young girl called Gretel by the same people who made her and her twin brother be a part of the pornographic snuff films slowly opened her eyes and saw she was laying on the ground in a dark place. Laying next to her was her weapon a M1918 Browning automatic rifle wrapped up in a blanket with a blue teddy bear keychain attached to the straps. Gretel sits up and feels something warm behind her head and she touches it and feels a bullet hole and she looks at her hand covered in her blood. The last thing she remembers is seeing the blue sky before she died. She looks down and sees she was laying on a pentagram and she stands up.

"I did die after all. This must be Hell then."

A smile spread across her face.

"Excellent."

Gretel was wearing a black dress and had long light blond hair that went to her waist and a black bow in her hair. She picks up her weapon which was way taller than she was and she holsters it across her shoulder as she starts to walk towards a cave. She wondered if her brother was killed too and looks to see what kind of things she'll find in Hell to kill.

Hansel frantically looked around for someone or something to slaughter, but nothing wasn't around. He kicked the ground in frustration and walked with one hand in his pocket and started swinging his axe around with the other.

"So boring. No one to play with."

The young boy heard footsteps ahead and saw someone up ahead. The blue teddy bear keychain hanging from the rifle that was above Gretel's head made him realize that his beloved sister was here. He was both overjoyed and sad that she was also killed.

"Sister!"

He walks to her and notices the bullet hole on the back of her head and knew that she was killed by a coward. Hansel puts the battle axe into his coat.

"This feels like home, doesn't it?"

The sound of wings flapping came from behind him and he turns to see a demon dressed in a red suit and sunglasses flying down and bows.

"Welcome to Hell, children. Please come with me."

A demon that was formal? This was hard to comprehend for Hansel and he concluded that this creature should be killed.

"Before we go, please play with us, mister? Please, won't you play with us?"

To any other person, this looked like an innocent or even cute way for a child to act, but this was a message to his sister to incapacitate the demon. He approaches the demon with his arms out like he was asking for a hug.

The young girl heard her brother's voice from behind and turned around. She smiled and waved.

"Hi brother!"

She right away notices the bullet hole in his leg and realized that he had bled to death. It looked that her and Hansel had what they called twin telepathy since she was also thinking that Hell did feel like home. Gretel nodded in agreement with his statement. The demon that showed up surprised her and she instantly wanted to see the creature dead in the most bloody and painful way. Seeing her brother do his innocent routine Gretel quickly took the straps off her rifle and tossed the blanket wrapped around it aside and fired two rounds into the demons knees. The gun strap had another keychain on it but it was a doll keychain.

"Brother I think it's time we played doctor. Seems like our patient is in pain."

She giggles as she gets beside her brother.

The demon looks confused at first at what the boy was asking, but when he is about to talk, the rounds fired by his sister make him fall to the ground. Hansel looks at Gretel as he takes out his battle axe.

"Good idea, sis."

The demon holds it's knee as Hansel approaches him and steps on his knee. The demon groans in pain and winces.

"You fucking….brats!"

"Oh? I suggest you watch your tongue. Better yet…"

Hansel reaches into the demon's mouth and pulls his tongue out . With a sadistic smile, the young boy slices the tongue out. The demon rolls around, spraying blood from his mouth and Hansel tosses the tongue aside.

"It looks like our patient is in pain."

Hansel tosses the battle axe to his sister and he goes to hold down the demon.

"Nurse, I think we need to do surgery on him to ease the pain."

Gretel watches with delight as Hansel cuts out the demons tongue. Watching him roll around made her giggle. She catches the battle axe and puts her rifle down.

"You always know what to do doctor."

The young girl jumps on the demons knees and bends over to slowly cut his suit open to show his body. She traces the blade slowly up and down his body and starts to cut from the neck down. Gretel cuts down all the way towards his groin area and blood spurts from the open cut. Some of it splashes on her dress and face and she rubs it against her face like its war paint. She licks the blade and hands it back to her brother. She gets on her knees and opens the cut up with her hands to reveal the demons internal organs. Gretel gasps when she sees his heart beating.

"Look doctor it seems that evil beings don't have black hearts after all. Maybe cutting it out will be the best we can do for our patient."

The young girl stands up and goes to hold down the demon.

-Earlier that Day-

"What do you mean I have to do community service?"

The words left the half demon's mouth in disgust. This screwed up place had never accepted her as a full citizen in the first place and now they want her to work like one?! The purple haired messenger had given her a list of choices to choose from.

"Have one chosen by high noon, or we'll have to revoke your temporary citizenship."

Temporary citizenship. More like free labor.

"Fine, whatever."

After he left she looked over the options: Welcoming committee, human morality, Usher, Grouper, Soul Sorter, etc. Welcoming committee? The other jobs were more interesting, but today she felt like a simple job would feel more right. She didn't really want the 'government' here to gain anything from her anyways.

-Real time-

"Where did that idiot go?"

Having to work with that jerk was already enough and she'd lost him too?! Black wings rode on the waves of air around her, crimson eyes darted back and forth looking for the man. Her bloody red hair fluttered as much as her plaid red/black skirt. A black laced, red corset hugged her body not allowing so much as a glimpse of her torso.

Out of the corner of her eye a glimpse of the ridiculous bright red suit he was wearing, shifting her weight she perched on the rocky sides of the outer entrance. Small voices and giggles were heard through the large gate and out of her curiosity she peeked in. The two small children were watching her "partner" the same way she would watch her target during a job. This perked her interest since she was indeed an assassin. She lay her body down on the red-orange rock and rested her chin in her hands, she watched the demon approach the children without any concern.

"Fool. These children are in Hell for a reason."

Just watching the demon not fight back made her sick, she was paired up with him. Such a demon isn't worthy of staying in Hell, so much as let a mere human bring him so close to death. Her interest moved to another aspect, his heart was red. So, he was in his human form, a closer look would be more entertaining wouldn't it? Not another sound was made as her pale skin merged with the shadows around the cavern like entrance, now this might get more interesting if he would call in for reinforcements. For now, she was the darkness around them noticing every little detail.

Holding the demon down proved to be a task for Hansel since the demon was choking on his own blood and being "operated on." He coughed up blood when Gretel had finished cutting him and he raises his head to try say something, but he just goes down and coughs up more blood. Hansel takes his axe from her and stands up.

"Agreed."

Hansel walks around the demon like a vulture circling around its prey. His grey eyes focused on the beating heart of the demon and thinking of ways to mutilate him some more. He stops and pokes the heart with the axe. A sadistic smile spreads across his face and small fangs are shown. The young boy reaches for the guts of the demon and slowly starts to pull them out. This was like pulling the stuffing out of a plush doll to him and he sees the heart starts to beat faster with each gut he keeps pulling out. The demon's eyes looked around frantically like he was looking for someone and his eyes grow wide.

The demon tried his best to speak. but only the sound of choking came from his throat and his right hand reaches out asking for help at whoever he was looking at. Hansel sees this and with a quick slash, the demon's right hand was sliced off. The blood from the place where the hand was sprays onto the boy and he smiles more.

"Look at how his heart beats in fear, nurse."

The boy gets closer to the heart and turns his axe upside down and lowers the blade towards the heart. He holds the handle with both hands and looks to the right and squints.

"Fore!"

He lifts his arms to the left and swings down across the heart and sends it flying to the right. The demon twitches and finally dies after a few moments.

"Looks like our operation was a success, nurse."

Gretel stood up and clapped when her brother used the demons heart as a golf ball. Despite Hansel being dead his creativity for killing was still intact and this made Gretel quite happy.

"A hole in one!"

She nodded in agreement to the operation being a success and she picks up her rifle and the blanket. She looks at the demon and kicks his head. She sticks her tongue out at him and kicks him again. Gretel giggles and holsters the rifle over her shoulder. The young girl offers her right hand to her brother.

"Come on brother let's explore Hell."

The young boy found it amusing that his sister would kick the demons corpse just for the hell of it. Her antics were cruel yet somewhat adorable. Hansel takes Gretels hand and walks to the open space that was up ahead. He kept his battle axe in his other hand which was still dripping with blood. The temperature rised upon reaching the open space and the sounds of agonizing screams came from a door that had red faces all over it.

"Check it out, sis. Looks like Hell has a torture chamber."

Hansel walked to the door still holding Gretels hand and the red faces that decorated the door all opened their eyes and glared at the twins. Some of the faces made a face of disgust. The door opened up and the screams grew more louder. Hundreds of people were chained up while being devoured alive. A nude woman on all fours was in front of a pack of arguing imps that were most likely arguing to see who was gonna have their way with her first. The ground shook as a hole opened up and multiple skeletal hands reached up from the hole.The hands extend to grab the woman and dragged her into the hole. Her screams muffled by the closure of the hole made Hansel laugh seeing that the imps weren't getting any action.

The young boy continued to walk ahead and looked around seeing the people being devoured. There was another open space in the middle of the chamber were more people were inside iron maidens and were hung upside down. Their blood dripping onto the ground where wolves with red fur were licking up the blood. The pack of wolves turn their attention to the twins and snarl.

"Look, sister. The doggies want to play."

Gretel hummed a song as she walked hand in hand with Hansel. The red faces made her smile since they looked like weren't good enough for torture and they ended up as decorations instead. When the doors opened up and she saw the woman nude an all fours and the arguing imps it reminded her of her past when she was in that dark place where they would film her doing the same thing and she gripped her head. The young girls bloodlust was starting to kick in and she was getting ready to shoot the woman and the imps. The sudden emergence of the skeletal hands calmed her down when the woman was dragged into the whole.

"Such a fitting end for her."

She giggled as she continued to walk and saw the iron maidens hanging upside down. The red wolves caught her attention and right away she wondered what color was their blood.

"Then let's play catch with them. Watch my back."

Gretel lets go of his hand and runs back to where the imps are and picks one up by the head. With all her might she throws him like a football towards the wolves. She quickly draws her rifle and shoots at the wolf that was gonna catch the imp.

"Oh, so that's what you meant by playing catch."

The imp was merely a distraction and it became clear to the young boy when the bullet fired from her rifle went through the wolfs mouth and killed it. The other wolves slowly closed in on the twins and Hansel tossed his axe in the air and took out a second one from his coat. He catches the axe and runs towards the nearest wolf and swings the axe across its face. The wolf yelps in pain as and Hansel drives the second axe into its neck and hacks away until its head is cut. The young boy turns to look at Gretel and he tosses the axe at her.

"Let's make pelts out of this doggies, sister."

Hansel turns his attention towards the remaining wolves. Killing one wasn't enough for the boy, but he knew he should leave one for Gretel to kill. One of the wolves was snarling at the imp that was hurled by Gretel and Hansel laughed since the imp pissed itself from fear.

"Okay, imp. You shall die too."

Gretel was filled with glee watching her brother decapitate the wolf. She jumps to catch the axe and gives a delighted smile at the suggestion of making pelts from the wolves.

"I've always wanted to wear a fur coat." She thought.

The young girl aimed her rifle and shot the wolf near the imp since he had been marked as her prey already.

"Brother would you be a dear and bring that imp to me?"

The remaining wolf was glaring at the boy and he smiles. He motions for the wolf to bring it on with his right hand and the wolf snarls and runs at him. Hansel throws the axe at the wolf and it lands between the wolf's eyes. The wolf stumbles and falls down. Blood starts to pour out and the wolf struggles to get up and the boy walks over. Its struggling and whimpering made his smile grow more as he sticks his right index finger and thumb into its eye socket and rips its eye out. Its whines and whimpering echoed through the area and Hansel takes the axe back out from its forehead.

"Bad dog!"

He puts his hands around the neck of the wolf and snaps it. Hansel turned to look at what Gretel had shot and saw the wolf near the imp go down. He turns to look at her when she speaks and he puts the wolf eyeball in his pocket.

"You got it, sis."

The imp runs away and Hansel runs after him quickly catching up to him and he picks him up by the neck. The imp was struggling to get out and it was screaming in its own language. The young boy walks back to his sister and holds him out in front of him.

The young girl took out the magazine of her rifle and checked how many bullets remained and she put it back into the rifle. There was still plenty of bullets and she plenty of magazines to spare in her dress. The whimpering of the wolf made her look at what her brother was doing to it.

"Oh my. Brother is enjoying this more than I thought." She thought.

Gretel was seeing that the imp was getting away and she was prepared to shoot him but he was easily captured by Hansel and she smiles. The young girl approaches her brother and puts the rifle in the imp's mouth.

"Careful dear brother you don't want to lose a hand now."

With a smile she pulls the trigger and the imps head explodes. Watching his headless corpse squirm around made her giggle and she sits down and looks at the axe that she was holding.

"Stack the doggies next to me so we can start skinning them."

Gretel gives Hansel a sweet smile.

Hansel lets go of the imps head and lets it hang from the rifle as its head is shot off. Gretel's request made the boy sigh.

"You always make me drag the heavy stuff without lending a hand."

With a look of boredom, Hansel goes to the nearest wolf corpse and drags it next to his sister. He does the same to the other carcasses as he stacks them and he takes the last corpse and sets it in front of Gretel. The boy sits across from his sister and gets his axe ready.

"I think I'll just cut a piece of fur for a headband."

He slices the fur from the side of the corpse and blood starts trickling down as he keeps slicing deeper into the skin. The sadistic boy kept slicing away until he reached the organs and he pulls out an artery and tosses it aside.

"What are you gonna make from the dead doggie fur, sister?"

"Ladies don't carry heavy things. That's what men are for."

Gretel smiles and giggles as she watches her brother drag the wolves next to her. The young girl got the wolf corpse from the top of the pile and started hacking away at its fur.

"A headband?" She thought.

She focused on her cutting as she didn't want to cut too much off since she wanted to wear something much bigger than a headband. Gretel looks up at her brother.

"Maybe a cape."

The young girl looks up and sees the hanging iron maidens drenched in blood.

"Brother? Don't you find it strange that no one else came after us after we operated on that demon?"

Gretel was waiting for something to appear like a grim reaper or a giant creature but nothing had appeared so far.

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Hansel rolls his eyes at his sister's logic about men and shakes his head. He held up a piece of fur out and cut it. The piece of fur was still bloody, but Hansel ignored this fact and put it around his forehead and tied it. He tapped his forehead and looked at Gretel.

"A cape? Did you get inspired by that movie we saw about that one guy that goes to Hell and comes back as some cool demon, but he is still a little whiny wuss when it comes to his ugly wife and even uglier daughter?"

He had forgotten the name of the movie, but he remembered how much it sucked. The young boy looked up at what his sister was looking at and saw nothing and he stood up.

"Now that you mention it, it is quite strange. Maybe that demon didn't recommend our services."

Hansel laughs.

She blushes seeing that her brother realized why she wanted a cape.

"You got it dear brother. The name of the movie is Spawn by the way."

Gretel felt the same way about the movie since it was pretty horrible but she did like the cape Spawn had on even if he is a wuss. She finished cutting all the fur necessary for the cape to match her height. She stood up and offered it to Hansel.

"Brother do you mind tying it on me please?"

She turned around and moved her hair aside.

"I thought Hell would be more fun, you know?"

"Oh yeah. It's hard to remember such garbage sometimes."

Hansel watched his sister cut the fur off for her cape. Her decision to make a cape based on a crappy movie that they watched made him chuckle a bit and stood back when the cape was offered to him.

"Anything for you, sister."

He held the cape up and was impressed that she got it just right for her height. The boy approached her and put the thin part of the cape around her neck and tied it. He let the cape drape down her back.

"There you go."

Hansel thought she looked good in it.

"I get the feeling it will be if we go explore some more."

(Can I do the next scenario for Hell please?)

She lets her hair go and spins around showing off the cape. Gretel goes to pick up her rifle and holsters it over her shoulder.

"Thank you brother."

Gretel hugs him and takes his hand and she begins to walk ahead.

"Then let's go explore some more."

(Go ahead.)

Hansel hugs Gretel back.

"You're welcome, sister. You look good."

He walks with his sister wondering what lays ahead for them. Whatever it was, he knew he would be happy as long as him and Gretel would be able to slaughter it.

The path that the twins were walking through started to feel hotter with each step and the smell of something rotten was in the air. Gretel was starting to feel uneasy like someone was watching her and the many scattered remains of bones and skulls wasn't helping either. She held her brother's hand tightly.

"Brother I think someone is following us."

She looks behind her and sure enough a pair of glowing red eyes were looking back at her from the darkness. Gretel let's go of Hansel's hand and turns to shoot at whatever it was looking at her but she saw a big dark figure fly by the two of them and she puts an arm up to her face. The young girl turns to look at what passed by and her jaw drops when she sees a giant black gargoyle with 4 wings towering over them and glaring at her and her brother.

The gargoyle crouches down and leans in closer to take a better look at the twins and he exhales making her cape, clothes and hair flutter.

"You two smell of blood. What did you kids do on Earth? Tell me!"

Gretel tried to talk but only the thought of how killing this giant would be cool. She turns to look at Hansel hoping he would answer what the giant was asking.

The rotten smell reminded the young boy of the times he was in the orphanage where he was forced to kill other children in top of carcasses. The remains only added a more vivid memory of the boy's savage past.

"What?"

Just when he was about to turn to see what his sister saw, a gust of wind past by and Hansel drew his axe. He looks up at the gargoyle and the one thing that crossed his mind was how ugly it was. Other people may feel fear, but Hansel has seen much worser. The gargoyle's thunderous voice made the boy step back and a wicked smile spread across his face.

"Would you like for us to demonstrate it on you, mister?"

The gargoyle looked at Hansel and snorted.

"As if you can hurt me boy. I can just eat you and your little friend over here."

Gretel stomped her foot and pointed at the gargoyle.

"I'm his sister!"

The gargoyle scratched his chin and shrugged.

"So? You want some award for that little girl?"

His laugh echoed throughout the area and Gretel was getting irritated by this monster. She figured shooting it probably won't do much damage to him. The young girl changed her tone of voice.

"Sir do you mind showing us around Hell? As you can see me and my brother are new here. Pretty please?"

She looks over to Hansel so he can ask the same so her plan can work.